Recreation
Computer HumorYesterday,
All those backups seemed a waste of pay.
Now my database has gone away.
Oh I believe in yesterday.
The LART manual page, Lyrics for my computer, SOME COMMON COMPUTER ACRONYMS, The Microsoft-English Dictionary 1.0 (What Microsoft Really Means To Say), 12 STEPS PROGRAM OF RECOVERY FOR WEB ADDICTS, Jokes, Murphy's Laws, Tests
Murphy's LawsPercussive Sublimation is the promotion of an incompetent employee to a "higher" position which brings on no new responsibility but unclogs the rest of the hierarchy. This is known as kicking someone upstairs.
The Lateral Arabesque is another pseudo-promotion. Without being raised in rank -- sometimes without even a pay raise -- the incompetent employee is given A NEW AND LONGER TITLE and is moved to an office in a remote part of the building.